Random stuff heard around the house

Short But Sweet Conversations

Here are a few shorts for today.

My text to Rich: I found a mint from Melting Pot in my purse. It tastes like dog toenails.

My note to Rich: We need to fix the gazebo.

Rich’s note to me: The gazebo is f*cked.

(this was due to the storm we had the other day. I’m hoping we can fix it anyway even though the verdict on said gazebo involves the F word.

Me: I have to go to class tomorrow, we have depositions to give.

Rich: You know they are running short of exorcists right?

(obviously I don’t go to class often. However, I do make A’s and B’s so who cares?)

 

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