Here is an oldie from my other blog. (Told you all, I recycle at times)
Tonight we were watching The Amazing Race and they were in the Arctic Circle. There was this caribou there and here is the conversation:
Me: How come that caribou has all those horns? There must be like 10 of them!
Rich: It’s a 6 Point Caribou.
Me: No it’s not, it’s not a deer! Those aren’t the same thing and you can’t trick me.
Rich: It is too, and you call yourself a southerner.
Me: I have seen heads mounted on walls and none of them had all those horns like the Antichrist or something. I bet that caribou is the Antichrist. Besides, we don’t hunt caribou in the south.
Rich: It is too, it’s not like a reindeer you know.
Me: I’m going to Google this later.