Two Short Conversations
The first conversation is because I was making these wreaths for the Krewe auction and they sucked. So we decided to make centerpieces instead. The centerpieces came out beautiful. We made three; two for the auction and one for us.
Rich: I know why the wreaths sucked.
Me: Why is that?
Rich: They’re cheap wreaths; too bushy. These wreathes are as bushy as a 1970’s Playboy model.
The other conversation involves a fake boyfriend I had in high school that Rich ended up knowing because I had a picture of him and Rich went to school with him. That might not make sense actually. I had boyfriends in high school but was not allowed to go out after graduation with a friend to her condo. So I told her my boyfriend from NY was coming down instead of admitting I was not allowed out. The picture was from a cousin of a guy she went to school with. Just so happens we were cleaning out a bedroom about 10 years ago and he found the picture that said, “David from New York.” He’s like, “That’s **** that I went to school with! WTF?”
So fast forward to now. This guy is friends with me on Facebook, hence the ****’s for his name. He posts weird stuff. Like totally ambiguous status updates that no one can understand.
Me: **** makes no sense. I attract the weirdos even with a fake boyfriend. It’s like fake boyfriend fail.
He knows nothing of his fake status. We’re friends because he is friends with Rich and he seems pretty nice, just a little strange.