Doggy Killer Conversations
Rich is outside bringing out Christmas decorations. Yes, we are late getting them up. Anyway…
Rich: Your redheaded child is killing stuffed animals. (that’d be Blitz)
Me: What happened?
Rich: I threw him a toy to play with and he brought it back and went all, “blahhhhhhhhh!!!!!” and tore off its head. There is stuffing everywhere.