Today we were waiting for Rich’s family to come over for Christmas so he was putting out their presents and I was putting on my makeup.
Me: When you come by can you throw me the remote? I’m tired of watching how things are made. It’s boring.
Rich: You’ll just choose some show where someone needs to lose weight or takes drugs or something.
Me: Yes but making bricks is boring.
Rich: That’s over, what are they making now.
Rich: Organs sounds interesting.
So I turn it to Bridalplasty.
Rich: See, I told you!
Me: That’s not a show about either of those things you mentioned.
Rich: Yes it is. She is exercising to fit into her wedding dress so it is.
On a side note, we are both sick with food poisoning and oddly haven’t murdered each other yet. I believe it is due to being way too ill to make the effort. And it’s Christmas!