A couple of Shorts
A couple of these are old shorts from my other blog or either Facebook but hey, they work here too.
Rich: I took out some stuff from my iPhone
Me: Did you Google it first to make sure it wouldn’t mess anything up?
Rich: No. What’d you do before Google anyway?
Me: F*ck things up.
Back when we were getting our new central heat and air unit installed.
Me: We have no a/c, hence the rugged look.
Home Depot Girl: I can top that, I only have window units.
Me: I’ll call your window units and raise you two fans.
Home Depot Girl: You win.