Gangsta Deer Conversation
I was talking to a friend from New Jersey a couple of years ago and this is the hilarity that ensued. We were discussing wildlife and all and I guess they don’t see as much as we do here in Florida.
Friend from New Jersey: Whenever I see a deer beside the road I lock my doors.
Me: Why? Do you think they are going to steal your wallet?
Friend from New Jersey: I’m not sure! I just always lock my doors when I drive by.