Some Short Conversations
Me: I thought I parked the truck just fine. It’s all crooked. I can’t park for sh*t.
Rich: Yeah, you parked just fine…on my effing side.
Me: Do you ever think that Ben Affleck’s friend’s yell, “AFFLECK” to him like the Aflac duck?
Me: Oh lord, there’s another throwing up scene on television. That’s like three tonight so far.
Rich: You should do a vomit database for other movie watchers.