I was writing an article on scary movie animals.
Me: Hey, what are some scary movie animals? I have Cujo and stuff like that.
Rich: What about Jaws? Piranha?
Me: Yeah but are fish an animal?
Rich: Are they plants?
Rich: Are they a mineral?
Rich: Are they a vegetable?
Rich: Are they a human?
Rich: Then they are an animal.
Me: Okay, what about like crocodiles or snakes? And dinosaurs!
Rich: *rolls his eyes*
Rich: Dinosaurs aren’t real! (he was joking because someone once told me that and I could not believe it)