Here are some shorts. No, not that kind. Remember the post about leg shaving?
Driving through the mall parking lot we see some workers putting out cones.
Rich: I accept your challenge!
One of our iPhone conversations:
Me: School is boring me but I be learning stuffs! (yes, I was texting in school like I was in high school except they didn’t have smart phones when I was in high school. I was duped!)
Rich: Stupid auto-correct. I mean are you hungry.
Rich: BTW, where is my crackhead “name withheld to protect the person who might read this” at?
Me: smoking crack?
Rich: True that.
Me: Hey, I did great on my test. I do not suck!
I so much feel like a teen when I text and get a reply that said, “True that.”
PS: I really do shave my legs.