Totally innapropriate mix up conversation
Tonight we were going out and sometimes when I talk I put words together that make no sense because I added one letter from one word to another word like if I were to call one of my dogs Ditz instead of Blitz or Donner.
Me: I’m almost ready to go, I just need to grab my Jews.
Rich: Say what?
Me: OMG I meant my jewelry and my shoes. Geez, that was so not cool.