I almost just took a photo of my text conversation and uploaded it but I was too lazy. Instead, I am typing it out, which isn’t quite lazy at all. So there!
Mel: Do you know what they call a slutty girl now?
Mel: A hot pocket.
Me: ROFL that’s funny cause that’s what Rich eats for lunch. It gives a whole new meaning to him going out to lunch.
Mel: Are you sure that’s what he means?
Me: ROFL Yes because I eat them too.
Mel: You guys are kinky.
You’d have to know Melissa. She’s the one person that can say something totally offensive and I’ll find it hilarious.