Here are some shorts just from this morning.
Rich: Which dog did I hit with the pillow this morning?
Me: I think it was Blitz.
Rich: Do not come in here and cough up stuff on my shoe!
Rich: That’s a whole lot of crazy coming down the hall. (Swan was in rare form today; laughing, running around with toys and being silly. Now she’s licking a chair leg though so go figure)
Rich: No dingbat, you cannot go in the bathroom and dump the trash. (Swan again, that seems to be her goal in life to dump the trash can)