A Couple of Short Conversations
Me: Are jackalopes real?
Me: No really, they’re fake right?
Rich: Nope, they’re real.
Me: Quit trying to fool me, I’ll Google it.
Rich: *said something while we were watching Outsourced*
Me: Shhhh! I’m trying to find an ugly Indian woman. (we think Indian women are breathtakingly beautiful on average)
Rich: Good luck with that.
Me: For real.