I was talking to a friend about someone sending her some money and she had expected much more.
Me: I bet she built that all up too, didn’t she?
Mel: She sure did!
Me: I call that the troll syndrome. When I worked at the newspaper years ago this guy liked me and said he had a gift for me. He built it up all week long and do you know what it was when I got it?
Mel: No, what!
Me: A freaking troll doll. You know those kind you put on a pencil with the big hair? That’s what he gave me as a gift.