Here are a couple of goodies. (twice I typed googies)
Me: I hate the way I sound on the phone. I heard a taped message and it sounds like I have marbles in my mouth.
Rich: What’d you say?
Me: I said that………..oh wait. Real funny, smart ass.
We were putting some groceries in our truck at Walmart and some teenagers walked by.
Teen: Look at that rich guy’s truck
Me: Yeah right, if they only knew!