No One Rides for Free Conversation
I was talking to Melissa and she had met a guy at the library who asked her out to lunch.
Mel: So we get finished eating our McDonalds food and he actually asked me if I wanted to go to his place and work the food off. When I said “huh” he asked if I wanted to squeak the bedsprings.
Me: Oh no he didn’t!
Mel: Yes he did and for McDonalds! I didn’t even get a value meal.
Me: For that he could have at least took you to Outback or bought you dessert.