Random stuff heard around the house

No One Rides for Free Conversation

I was talking to Melissa and she had met a guy at the library who asked her out to lunch.

Mel: So we get finished eating our McDonalds food and he actually asked me if I wanted to go to his place and work the food off. When I said “huh” he asked if I wanted to squeak the bedsprings.

Me: Oh no he didn’t!

Mel: Yes he did and for McDonalds! I didn’t even get a value meal.

Me: For that he could have at least took you to Outback or bought you dessert.

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