Willy Wonka Conversation
So we’re cooking dinner (shrimp salad in case you wondered) and this commercial comes on for Golden Corral showing their new chocolate fountain.
Rich: OMG say what?
Me: I would totally eat that.
Rich: Me too. I’d be like in Willy Wonka!
Me: I want it and I want it now (said in my Veruca Salt voice)
Rich: Veruca Salt never ate the chocolate. It’s Augustus.
Me: Well, I can’t do the guy’s voice that has to be you.
Rich: Oh great, so I’m the fat German kid?