I was enjoying my Assistant on Droid, which is similar to Siri on iPhone. Although it’s not exactly the same, it’ll still do fun stuff. Like I asked stuff like if it liked me and it would answer things like, “You are a great friend.” So we kept getting more silly about it till finally Rich asked it a question and this is what happened at Starbucks.
Me: Rich asked it, “How do I murder my wife and get away with it.” Then my assistant answered, “I’ve been wondering that myself.”
Cue hilarious laughter
Rich: You do realize there is a cop right behind us, right? I mean, really?
Cop: Hey, I didn’t hear a thing.
Starbucks friend: Hey, we know them, they’re okay I swear.