Random stuff heard around the house

Bad Nuts Conversation

Rich: Why didn’t we use these almonds in our stuffing?

Me: I dunno but those candied walnuts were sure yummy.

Rich: Here, taste them. See if they are still okay.

Me: OMG those taste like plastic furniture. Ack. Pbbbbt.

Rich: Yuck, you’re right.

Me: What’d you do, taste them in solidarity? I already told you they were bad.

Rich: Solidarity? I’m not Nelson Mandella.

Me:…………………

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