Random stuff heard around the house

Drugs Conversation

Rich: What are those pills you are taking?

Me: That’s tumeric. It’s for all kinds of stuff like arthritis, Alzheimer’s, achy joints, cancer, etc. It’s all natural, it’s a spice even.

Rich: I just wondered what you were taking.

Me: They’re not drugs drugs. They’re not illicit drugs.

Rich: Okay

Me: If I had some illicit drugs I’d be all over that.

Rich: Okay

Me: I wish I had some illicit drugs. They’d help my foot stop hurting.

Rich: Okay

Me: I’m serious. I need some real drugs.

Rich: Okay. I just asked what they were.

Me: I’m not playing, my feet hurt.

Rich: Okay

 

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