Rich: What are those pills you are taking?
Me: That’s tumeric. It’s for all kinds of stuff like arthritis, Alzheimer’s, achy joints, cancer, etc. It’s all natural, it’s a spice even.
Rich: I just wondered what you were taking.
Me: They’re not drugs drugs. They’re not illicit drugs.
Me: If I had some illicit drugs I’d be all over that.
Me: I wish I had some illicit drugs. They’d help my foot stop hurting.
Me: I’m serious. I need some real drugs.
Rich: Okay. I just asked what they were.
Me: I’m not playing, my feet hurt.