Two Short Conversations of Dumbness
Me: I can’t believe my friend Amy was hit by a truck and she didn’t get the guy’s info. I know if some guy hit me while I was pregnant I’d be calling the cops.
Rich: Are you freaking kidding me?
Rich: It was metaphorical. She was saying she wasn’t feeling good and felt like she’d been hit by a truck.
Melissa: (telling me something about Teen Mom)
Me: I watch some of those too but mostly just that season with Janelle and Tiffany.
Melissa: Yeah but you know what is stupid? They always show every scenario about the teen moms like having the baby and keeping it, having it and adopting it out and all. But you know they never show if they were to get an abortion.
Me: Then it wouldn’t be called Teen Mom.