Not a Racist Conversation
My best friend Melissa (you’re my best friend too, Judy) loved this and she’s black so no one should be offended – she wasn’t. She thought it was hilarious.
Rich: I had the craziest dream last night.
Me: What happened?
Rich: We were on a trip somewhere and this black lady was serving me fried chicken but she charged whatever they wanted to it was like $35 for two lunches.
Me: That’s a totally racist dream.
Rich: WTF, how is that even racist?
Me: You had a black lady making fried chicken. I suppose if she’d been Mexican you’d have been buying tacos.
Rich: Since when have you ever seen a Mexican person work in a chicken joint?