Thread Count Conversation
We were watching TV and this infomercial came on for a gel bed. It’s not memory foam, it’s some kind of gel. They showed this deal that if you order now you get free sheets – a $1500 value.
Me: What kind of thread count are those sheets if they’re worth $1500? They must be like 2000 thread count!
Rich: Don’t we have 2000 thread count sheets?
Me: Are you kidding? We have 800 thread count sheets. I don’t even think there is a 2000 thread count sheet.
Rich: Wait, didn’t we have 1800 thread count sheets?
Me: No, now you are just making up thread counts.
Rich: Maybe it was 1400 thread count sheets.