We were at a restaurant and the waiter had brought us more fries even though we had fries. He thought the first ones weren’t cooked right but they were perfect. Rich finishes his fries and takes the new ones and moves them.
Me: What are you doing with the fries? Those are half mine.
Rich: I was just moving them. You’re pretty selfish with your food.
Me: During the apocalypse, I will cut you over a pork chop.