Random stuff heard around the house

Archive for November, 2012

Typecasting Conversation

Rich: I see that “Mike” from Breaking Bad found a new home. He’s on Vegas  playing a mobster. Far stretch, huh?

Me: He needs to be on a Christmas special. Something where he’s a kind, elderly gentleman that just wants his son to visit for the holidays.

Rich: Yeah right. Did Walter Matthau die or something?

Me: Yeah, like 12 years ago. 😦


Hostess Conversation

Rich: You know those people that spent all kinds of money on the Twinkies and stuff may have done it too early.

Me: Why?

Rich: They are supposedly stopping the sale of Hostess and it may not go out of business.

Me: Oh, that’s good but yeah, they’d feel silly that they paid $10 for a box of Twinkies.

Kim: You know what I’d miss the most? Not Twinkies but Ding Dongs.

Rich: You can get stuff that tastes like those.

Kim: No, nothing tastes like a Ding Dong.


Infidel Conversation

Talking to my friend about a guy she used to date and long story short, here’s part of the conversation.

Mel: I told him, it’s not me you need to worry about, you’re the one who is an infidel.

Me: Um, I don’t think that means what you think it means.

Mel: What does it mean?

Me: An infidel is what terrorists sometimes call others. (I looked it up and it is a word that means “no faith” and is used by more than just one religion)

Mel: Oh, my bad. I’m glad it was you I was talking to.