Random stuff heard around the house

Archive for April, 2014

Modeling/Photographer Conversation

Me: You know how it’s kind of awkward to tell the model how you want them to pose when taking photos? It’s like, “Okay, maybe look like you’re thinking,” or “Why not smile but close your eyes?” I was thinking that it’d be much easier in a German accent.

Rich: …………. what?

Me: You know like, “You smile big, yes? Now make like lion – roar! Yes, good. Now turn and frown, frown face, yes? You’re bear now, be the bear, grrrrrr!”

Rich: I think I need to drop you off at home so you can reflect on how stupid that was. Besides, that was like three accents in one voice.

Me: Anything Eastern European might work.