Tonight I decided to trim Swan’s hair (she’s a pekingese) and give her a bath. Due to her long hair, she tends to get knots so I tried to tackle one of those first, then she pooped on me while doing so.
Me to Rich: See what happens when you try to do something good for someone? You get sh*t on.
She’s a dog, not a someone human but you get the gist. Alas, this hair cutting will commence again tomorrow. By the way, I just trimmed her hair a few weeks ago.
I was sweeping up some trash and picked up a penny.
Rich: What did you pick out of the trash?
Me: A penny.
Rich: You wasted more time picking that up than what it’s worth.
Me: I just read the other day that if you see a penny on the floor it was sent by an angel and means they are watching over you.
Me: Seriously, this means an angel is looking out for me.
Rich: My angel needs to start dropping some twenties then.
Me: Into the storm is playing at the Regency and Pier Park.
Rich: I’m not going to the Regency.
Me: But we will have to fight the crowds of tourists at Pier Park.
Rich: No one is here.
Me: Why not, it’s August?
Rich: Look at the security cameras at work, no one is here, the parking lot is empty.
Me: Maybe they are all at the movies.