Random stuff heard around the house

Archive for November, 2014

Apocalypse Stash Conversation

Me: You know when the ‘pocalypse comes, I’m eating all of this expensive tuna. (Genova Tonno)

Rich: No, we’ll have to give it to the cat when he runs out of food.

Me: What? We’ll have to eat the cat food!

Rich: I am not eating cat food.

Me: You will if you’re starving. Those people in One Second After ate grease out of the grease traps. (awesome book, by the way) Cat food is a step above!