Me: You know when the ‘pocalypse comes, I’m eating all of this expensive tuna. (Genova Tonno)
Rich: No, we’ll have to give it to the cat when he runs out of food.
Me: What? We’ll have to eat the cat food!
Rich: I am not eating cat food.
Me: You will if you’re starving. Those people in One Second After ate grease out of the grease traps. (awesome book, by the way) Cat food is a step above!