We had to be up rather early for an appointment so I was sitting in the living room, putting on my makeup when Rich came in.
Rich: What the hell are you watching? What is this?
Me: The Devil’s Due – a horror movie.
Rich: Why can’t you watch Al Roker and see the weather in New Mexico or something normal? Why are you watching a horror movie at 9:00 AM?
Me: Because there wasn’t a Lifetime movie on.