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Archive for September, 2015

Sheep Conversation

We are watching a movie.

Me: I know nothing about this movie; they might murder little ponies for all I know.

*kills a sheep onscreen*

Me: see, why do movies have to show that? I understand people eat lamb and stuff for food but sheep?

Rich: sheep is lamb, dummy.

Me: wait – *sings Mary Had a Little Lamb* in my head – oh, never mind

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