Random stuff heard around the house

Archive for January, 2016

Another Deer Conversation

Me: I’m going to take nuts to the park to feed the deer.

Rich: You better shell them first.

Me: Why? Nuts are natural, they can eat them.

Rich: Oh, because deer come across peanut fields all the time at the park.

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Golf Conversation

I have on pink capri’s, a grey plaid Nautica fleece kind of shirt, and white Polo tennis shoes. Rich says, “Is that your golf outfit, Muffy?”