Here are two brief conversations.
Me: There’s a woman on People of Walmart that has a kangaroo in her hand bag! Where would you get a kangaroo?
Rich: Maybe it’s a rescue kangaroo.
Me: In the US? It’s not like it’s running the streets.
Rich: No, like a zoo animal she has to take care of.
Me: Oh! Still, she has a kangaroo at Walmart.
Later that night I was reading a story about the actor James Franco who not only films 6 days a week but then flies to Columbia University to attend college for his master’s degree.
Me: Way to make me feel inadequate James Franco!