Not the Right P
We were putting some photos in a weekly themed batch on a group page on Facebook.
Rich: You could use the peacock and I’ll use the P51 Mustang from the air show.
later that night…….
Me: Where is the phone you want of the P51? I’m scrolling through them.
Rich: Slow down
Me: I’m not to the cars yet.
Rich: It’s not a car, you moron. It’s a plane.
Me: No wonder I couldn’t find it.
Lifetime Warning Conversation
Was talking to Mel about a guy she might like and I’ll have to change some of the conversation but here’s the gist of it.
Mel: Well, he does have some issues in his past.
Me: I’d go for it – just be cautious and all that.
Mel: I know, but he’s supposedly much better.
Me: Well, just don’t end up being a Lifetime movie.
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